Pony

It’s all Waffle’s fault. If she didn’t pee around the house we would not have had to go on a car ride and get prodded and poked by strange humans and been stuck with a sharp thing. I’m not sorry I puked and pooped in the brand new cat backpack the lady human bought me.

Waffle

Don’t blame me, Pony. We were both due for our rabies shots. And I only peed in the cage. I didn’t like it either. Plus the strange humans said I should weigh 2 pounds less than I do. They suggested exercise!

Lady Human

Give it a break cats. First of all, it was not a long car ride. It was 15 minutes tops. Second the veterinarian was very nice. So was the technician. They both commented on what beautiful eyes you have, Pony. Waffle, they said you had beautiful markings and were impressed with your furry footpads!

That said, I’m thinking that I’ll sign up for a vet that only does home visits for two reasons — first is that the vet I’ve used for years is moving. Secondly, the the cats really hate car rides and I really hate lugging the carriers to the car and then into the vet’s office and back into the car and back into the house.