poop

Visit to the Veterinarian

We went to the vet a couple of months ago and got our shots. The lady human took us separately because she’s a weakling and couldn’t carry both carriers.

Pony

I went first. I did not like the car ride. I pooped and peed in the carrier. I also howled. I don’t know why the lady human does this to me. I am so kind to her but she tortures me so. The doctor said I didn’t gain any weight and my teeth look fine.

Waffle

I went to the doctor the second day. Pony told me what to expect. I pooped in the carrier, but I did not pee. I didn’t howl either. I did not like the ride though.

The doctor said I gained weight. What does she know?

Lady Human

Yes, I took them to the veterinarian, they were overdue for an appointment. After the appointments I bought this. No more carrying heavy cat carriers containing heavy cats. Pony seems to like it at least.

Pony’s Fifteen Minutes

Pony

I like to sit on the tall chairs by the food place. The lady human had a funny looking vegetable on the food place so I jumped on a tall chair to see if it was something I like. The lady human took a photo of me and put the photo on a place where people like photos of cats and funny vegetables. Lots of people liked my picture. Even a very good photographer. He said it was a page-stopper.

Lady Human

I was taking a photo of the romanesco and Pony popped his head up behind it so I took his photo too and uploaded it to Threads. It got a fair number of views. A cookbook author really liked it.

Pony

We’d post more often, but as you know, we can’t type so it is up to the lady human to write the things we say. She’s been preoccupied lately but finally sat down to hear what we wanted to say.

Before we get to the main subject of this post, we wanted to say that we are happy here. The lady human doesn’t play with us as much as we’d like, but she’s really nice and lets Waffle sit on her lap whenever Waffle wants to.

The man human (we really should call him the loud human because is soooo loud) seems to want to be our friend. Both Waffle and I have briefly let him pet us. Sometimes he plays with us with our thing on a string.

Back to the subject of this post.

So the lady human (and sometimes the loud human) gives us treats. We love the treats and at least one of us, begs for them. (Okay, it is I who begs for them). So we make sure to leave the lady human treats too. And we know she loves them because she sings about them and tells us thank you for the treats.

I’ll let Waffle tell you the rest.

Waffle

As Pony was saying, the lady human loves our treats. She especially loves when we leave them in our litter boxes. (She really hates it when we leaves them outside the litter boxes, like, for instance, the loud human’s chair.)

Just the other day she was digging through the our litter telling us how wonderful we were that we left her such amazing treats. She seems to like it when we bury them so she can dig them up. We get so excited when she’s happily digging, we have to see what she’s doing.

She says things like, “Did you leave me any treats? You did? Oh my goodness, here are a whole bunch — and they are still smelly! Good job!”

We like to make her happy. When she is happy she gives us treats (and pets and belly rubs).

Lady human

Yes, I admit that I act excited when I pull their poop out of the litter box. It makes the task more fun. And Pony (and to a lesser extent, Waffle) seem to like it when I act excited.

They are wonderful cats and obviously care about each other.

The loud human has been gone this week and Waffle has spent time sleeping with me in bed.